Guide to Getting Laid

I hate when boys tell me I'm pretty. I prefer smart, witty, capable, strong, honest, stubborn, stylish, etc... Give me a compliment I can take credit for. I'm not responsible for my appearance. That was all my parent's doing. Besides, it requires a lot more thought and creativity to come up with something that is actually applicable to my personality, not just a blanket response about my physical appearance. So, be smart, gents. Intelligence (not pretty words) is the key to getting in a girl's pants.