I am an observer of the human species. A temperamental, subtle, expressive creature, the human is the most dangerous and elusive animal on this planet. Still, I persist.
Throughout this weekend, I've made it a point to observe humans, specifically females, in a social setting. Despite my genitals, females are an interesting and completely foreign creature to me. I don't understand the concept of "fitting in" and "queen bee." I've made it my life goal to never fit in. So, to see smart, young, beautiful women compete to be the wildest, most salacious, and drunkest is amazing to me. At first, I thought that this activity was a show for the gentlemen in the crowd. But these girls weren't even looking at the boys. Watch their eyes! It's a show for one another. Oh, you're taking pictures without me? Well, I'm going to grind against this girl. I win! What drives the female to act this way? Is it prehistoric desire to be the head of the tribe to get the best food and living quarters? Is it Darwinism as the species evolves (I have eyes on either side of my head, therefore I won't get eaten as quickly)? Is it just high school norms continuing into adult hood?
I'm at a lost. This just might be insecurities that some have to work out in early adulthood where the beer is freely flowing and the responsibilities are nil. I hope that this is the case. Reporting from the field, Jennifer.
1 comment:
I do hold the answer....
All of us ladies are trained, unknowingly of course, to be the best and the only. If Alpha Male doesn't love us then who will?? I can't "settle" for the nerdy science guy or the rock/hippie weirdo...they aren't going anywhere and they sometimes don't bathe. What us ladies have to reprogram ourselves to know and do is this...
If the science guy or the dirty hippie make you happy fuck everyone else. He doesn't have to be the star of the band or even IN the band for that matter. You aren't a better person than me just because you got the Alpha Male. It's just like the bitch and her $350 sunglasses. I'm not going to compete with you about those things. I'm just fine looking like some freak couple walking down the street rocking blu blockers, cutoffs from the Gap sale rack ($12 thank you very much) and a vintage polyester top that has a stain on it. And I was really closer to 6'4"...I had on cheap platform wedges.
I think I combined two into one. Oh well...you were there...you know who I'm talking about...you'll figure it out!
Love you.
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