Monday, September 10, 2007

Britney's Meltdown at the VMAs

Disclaimer: I love celebrity gossip. I know it's dumb. I know it's beneath me. I know that reading all the gossip rags only fuels the fire and leads to more star meltdowns, breakups, and shopping trips to Rodeo. Nevertheless , I'm a frequent visitor of both perezhilton.com, eonline.com, and people.com (they have the nastiest tidbits and the pictures to go with).

So, my fave story today. The Britney meltdown. Poor Brit Brit couldn't hold it together for one song during the VMAs. I saw the performance this morning from work on my tiny monitor w/no sound...and I bet it still sucked in Hi-Def w/a 32' screen.

There were her moves...or lack there of rather. She seemed to be pacing and flailing her arms in a way that might suggest thought of dancing but never the action itself. She even seemed to trip a few times. Her poor backup dancers, however, were working hard just to keep her afloat..which they couldn't.

There was her costume. Who drinks as much as the tabs say she does(not to mention those pics from late night Mc D's trips) and then feels comfortable throwing on a bedazzled bikini to wear in front of millions? Someone who is delusional and should not raise children.

There was her supposed meltdown after running off stage. I would run and cry too if I had bombed like that.

Did I mention that I've never even heard the song?

Maybe Brit should have been logging some hours in the gym and in rehearsal instead of partying it up all week. Brit, you aren't Paris Hilton. You're famous for something. What was it,again?

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